Chocolate French Bulldogs!

Yes, what was once a rare luxury is now available to anyone with a decent sized credit limit and a never ending desire to be the absolute coolest kid on the block.

We’ve search out the finest Belgian Chocolate French Bulldogs in the world, and are offering to the most discerning of French Bulldog aficionados the opportunity to say to the world “My dog has (literally) much better taste than yours”.

We are offering two varieties of Chocolate Frenchies -

Dark Chocolate, which has smoky overtones and a deep, rich, glossy color. It’s perfect when admired sitting next to a glass of red wine. Dark Chocolate Frenchies have been scientifically proven to help alleviate PMS. Seriously.

‘Milk’ or ‘Light’ Chocolate, with a creamy reddish hue and subtle sense of fun. Best enjoyed with milk.

Either variety is available with or without nuts.

For the do it yourself enthusiast who’d like to ‘breed’ their own Chocolate French Bulldogs, we suggest our exclusive ‘Mold Your Own Choco Dog’ kit. Details coming soon.

With this in mind, why on earth would you ever settle for a boring old brindle French Bulldog? Even Blues aren’t that special anymore – everyone and their brother has a Blue Frenchie. Big deal. Don’t you deserve something better – something more unique?

You bet you do, and we’ve got it. Plaid French Bulldogs.

As well, since it is a simple fact of life that things which cost more are inherently better, you can rest assured that our Plaid pups come with the absolute highest price for a French Bulldog that you will ever see. In fact, we guarantee it – if you find a Plaid French Bulldog that costs more than ours do, just let us know, and we’ll charge you the extra difference. That is a lifetime guarantee – testament to our confidence that we have the most over priced, exclusive, super special dogs on the face of the planet.

Our ‘Plaidies’ (as aficionados of this color refer to them) come in some striking color and pattern combinations.

Choose from -

• Pink Plaid Pied
• Green FawnTartan
• Blue Herringbone Brindle
• Truffle Tartan
• Strawberry Jam Fawn Plaid
• Gingham Check Brindle Pied
• … and more! Every litter is a surprise!

By the way, if you’re of Scottish heritage, feel free to ask us about our certified Clan Authentic Plaidies, just in time for Highland Games seasons. You’ll toss your caber when you see how cute of authentic Clan MacGregor pups are!

Stay tuned for more news about the world’s most super awesomest dogs – Plaid French Bulldogs©!

Brindle? Boring.
Blue? Eww.
Get with it – get Plaid.

Plaid French Bulldogs© – If you don’t have one, you sure do suck!™