Do not despair! In our goal to provide you with the ultimate line of accessories for your perfect Plaid pet, Plaid French Bulldogs is proud to introduce the ultimate luxury pet carrier:

Yes, let the poor folks haul their pets on the bus – you, on the other hand, are special, and so is your Plaid French Bulldog. Doesn’t your dog deserve a car that matches it?

Coming soon — plaid private jets, yachts, zeppelins and space shuttles.

We’ve been working some ultra deluxe new BLACK and TAN Watch Plaid French Bulldogs – perfect for the dog loving Scotsman (or Scotswoman) in your life, and even more rare-er than our regular ordinary Plaid French Bulldogs.

Also, we’ve got some other stuff in the works – think ‘cloning’! Yes, we’re thinking of cloning our Plaid French Bulldogs. That way, you could just pre order as many as you want, and we’ll get our little Korean minions to get cracking on your order. Won’t that be swell?

Here’s a lovely photo of our world famous “Plaid Dad” – the world’s only known sire of Plaid Puppies in the elusive “Herringbone Check” plaid pattern. He’s now available at stud, with the following conditions:

– You must be willing to pick him up, via private jet, to bring him to the rendezvous with your French Bulldog femme fatale

– Plaid Dad needs the mood to be ‘just right’. He prefers a suite at a four star or better hotel, and the music of Marvin Gaye (preferably played by a string quartet situated just in the next room).

– Apres sweet, sweet love making, Plaid Dad reserves the right to avoid small talk by watching “Sports Net”.

Feel free to reserve Plaid Dad for your next litter of Designer French Bulldog puppies! And remember – “Plaid Dad says Blue is just sad!”.

Why settle for boring “Non DQ” colors, when you can break out of the mold and go Plaid? After all, only stick in the mud conformists care about things like that. You’re not boring, are you? I didn’t think so.

Prove it to the world – with Plaid Swag!

Store coming soon.

With this in mind, why on earth would you ever settle for a boring old brindle French Bulldog? Even Blues aren’t that special anymore – everyone and their brother has a Blue Frenchie. Big deal. Don’t you deserve something better – something more unique?

You bet you do, and we’ve got it. Plaid French Bulldogs.

As well, since it is a simple fact of life that things which cost more are inherently better, you can rest assured that our Plaid pups come with the absolute highest price for a French Bulldog that you will ever see. In fact, we guarantee it – if you find a Plaid French Bulldog that costs more than ours do, just let us know, and we’ll charge you the extra difference. That is a lifetime guarantee – testament to our confidence that we have the most over priced, exclusive, super special dogs on the face of the planet.

Our ‘Plaidies’ (as aficionados of this color refer to them) come in some striking color and pattern combinations.

Choose from -

• Pink Plaid Pied
• Green FawnTartan
• Blue Herringbone Brindle
• Truffle Tartan
• Strawberry Jam Fawn Plaid
• Gingham Check Brindle Pied
• … and more! Every litter is a surprise!

By the way, if you’re of Scottish heritage, feel free to ask us about our certified Clan Authentic Plaidies, just in time for Highland Games seasons. You’ll toss your caber when you see how cute of authentic Clan MacGregor pups are!

Stay tuned for more news about the world’s most super awesomest dogs – Plaid French Bulldogs©!

Brindle? Boring.
Blue? Eww.
Get with it – get Plaid.

Plaid French Bulldogs© – If you don’t have one, you sure do suck!™