We’ve been busy over in the Casa De Plaidie laboratories, figuring out ways to bring you even more over priced super awesome French Bulldogs, and just look what we’ve come up with!

A trio of Miniature French Bulldogs - available in Dark Chocolate, Milk Chocolate and RARE White Chocolate

Our French Bulldogs are now available in MINIATURE – that’s right, we’re now offering  super special, super exclusive, super over priced miniature French Bulldogs!

But wait – there’s more!

Never content to settle for just a little, when we can aim for a lot, we’re also offering our Miniature French Bulldogs in an assortment of colors – the luxurious Dark Chocolate French Bulldog, the lucsious Milk Chocolate French Bulldog, and the super exclusive OH MY GOD, Even Paris Freakin’ Hilton Doesn’t Have One of These Yet WHITE Chocolate French Bulldog.

For a limited time only, you can order an entire LITTER of our delightful Miniature French Bulldogs, and we’ll ship them to you in an adorable little packing crate.

Be the envy of your friends, and the bane of under ambitious social climbers every where, with our new miniature Chocolate French Bulldogs!

Available soon in Miniature Plaids, Miniature Tartans and miniature Chocolates with Extra Nuts (Nut free option available via your local veterinary surgeon).

We’ve been working some ultra deluxe new BLACK and TAN Watch Plaid French Bulldogs – perfect for the dog loving Scotsman (or Scotswoman) in your life, and even more rare-er than our regular ordinary Plaid French Bulldogs.

Also, we’ve got some other stuff in the works – think ‘cloning’! Yes, we’re thinking of cloning our Plaid French Bulldogs. That way, you could just pre order as many as you want, and we’ll get our little Korean minions to get cracking on your order. Won’t that be swell?

Here’s a lovely photo of our world famous “Plaid Dad” – the world’s only known sire of Plaid Puppies in the elusive “Herringbone Check” plaid pattern. He’s now available at stud, with the following conditions:

– You must be willing to pick him up, via private jet, to bring him to the rendezvous with your French Bulldog femme fatale

– Plaid Dad needs the mood to be ‘just right’. He prefers a suite at a four star or better hotel, and the music of Marvin Gaye (preferably played by a string quartet situated just in the next room).

– Apres sweet, sweet love making, Plaid Dad reserves the right to avoid small talk by watching “Sports Net”.

Feel free to reserve Plaid Dad for your next litter of Designer French Bulldog puppies! And remember – “Plaid Dad says Blue is just sad!”.

We know how hard it is to be a celebrity pet owner. The pressures you must face in your daily attempts to stay one step ahead of those horrid little Olsen twins, the unrelenting media attention if just one single time you happen to forget your kitty at the veterinarian’s office, and now this – pet stores refusing to sell you a dog.

Did that biotch not know who you are? You had an album, for goodness sake. And a reality TV show. If that’s not an insult, I don’t know what is. Next stop, you’re getting refused entry at The Doheny (Oh, wait. Apparently that’s going to happen, according to their club rules).

But don’t fret, Paris. We here at PlaidFrenchBulldogs.Com are here for you, in your hour of need. We know you’re jonesing for a new puppy the way Amy Winehouse is craving a new set of lungs, and we’ve got just the tasty treat to fill that empty void you call a soul – a designer puppy.

Not just any designer puppy, either, but an officially branded designer puppy.

Thanks to the wonders of genetic splicing, we’ve combined the DNA of a regular French Bulldog puppy with the DNA from ‘authentic’ Canal Street designer bags, to create this new and splendiferous hybrid.

Available in Pucci Pink, Chewie Vuitton tan, Barkberry Plaid, CoachKennel Colorful and a slew of other (paw) prints. Get yours now – before the Olsens get here first.