About Plaid French Bulldogs
Plaid French Bulldogs are the most super awesomest and super expensivest French Bulldogs alive today.
More than that, these are dogs with a RARE AND UNIQUE heritage – a heritage that your run of the mill pet store puppy can’t hope to compete with, so just don’t even try. Seriously, don’t. You’ll just embarrass yourself and your dog.
The History of the World’s Most Unique Dog
We found a rare colony of Plaid French Bulldogs living in an abandoned Chanel warehouse in France, and hired the best Frenchie wranglers in the world to round them up and bring them to North America. This was a traumatic crossing, because half of the dogs simply refused to fly coach, and we couldn’t get enough berths on the Queen Mary to accomodate them last minute. Thank God for air miles upgrades.
Casa De Plaidie – Devoted to Charging More
We here at Casa De Plaidie have devoted ourselves to breeding only the very finest in Plaid French Bulldogs. Not every dog can meet our rigorous breeding criteria. We select our dogs based on the depth of their pigment, the thickness of their plaid markings, and their exclusive ‘Greenie Glow’ eye color. You won’t find a better Plaidie anyplace in the world.
Genetics are important to us at Plaid French Bulldogs. Each one has been DNA certified as an authentic, 100% pure canine, with zero feline blood. We ensure our dogs are healthy by giving them annual flu shots. As well, we strive to remove genetic defects from our dogs by only breeding the ones that have four legs.
The Care and Keeping of Your Plaidie
Plaid French Bulldogs require a specialized diet of Pate De Foie Gras, blue rare filet mignon, Mahi Mahi filets and Cherrystone Oysters on the half shell (hold the horseradish). They sleep only only cashmere dog beds, and drink only from gold plated toilets. Due to their expense – and their expensive tastes! – only the world’s most elite owners can afford to own a ‘Plaidie’.
Do you have what it takes to be a Plaid Parent – or do you just plain suck?
