Plaid Dad Says Blue is Just Sad
Oops, so sorry for the long delay between postings – things have just been SO very busy over here at Chez Plaidie!
We’ve been working some ultra deluxe new BLACK and TAN Watch Plaid French Bulldogs – perfect for the dog loving Scotsman (or Scotswoman) in your life, and even more rare-er than our regular ordinary Plaid French Bulldogs.
Also, we’ve got some other stuff in the works – think ‘cloning’! Yes, we’re thinking of cloning our Plaid French Bulldogs. That way, you could just pre order as many as you want, and we’ll get our little Korean minions to get cracking on your order. Won’t that be swell?
Here’s a lovely photo of our world famous “Plaid Dad” – the world’s only known sire of Plaid Puppies in the elusive “Herringbone Check” plaid pattern. He’s now available at stud, with the following conditions:
– You must be willing to pick him up, via private jet, to bring him to the rendezvous with your French Bulldog femme fatale
– Plaid Dad needs the mood to be ‘just right’. He prefers a suite at a four star or better hotel, and the music of Marvin Gaye (preferably played by a string quartet situated just in the next room).
– Apres sweet, sweet love making, Plaid Dad reserves the right to avoid small talk by watching “Sports Net”.
Feel free to reserve Plaid Dad for your next litter of Designer French Bulldog puppies! And remember – “Plaid Dad says Blue is just sad!”.
