Exciting News – We have CHOCOLATE French Bulldogs!
In our never ending quest to bring our discerning clients nothing but the creme de la creme of French Bulldogs, we are excited to announce that we now are offering for sale the ultimate in French Bulldog luxury -
Chocolate French Bulldogs!
Yes, what was once a rare luxury is now available to anyone with a decent sized credit limit and a never ending desire to be the absolute coolest kid on the block.
We’ve search out the finest Belgian Chocolate French Bulldogs in the world, and are offering to the most discerning of French Bulldog aficionados the opportunity to say to the world “My dog has (literally) much better taste than yours”.
We are offering two varieties of Chocolate Frenchies -
Dark Chocolate, which has smoky overtones and a deep, rich, glossy color. It’s perfect when admired sitting next to a glass of red wine. Dark Chocolate Frenchies have been scientifically proven to help alleviate PMS. Seriously.
‘Milk’ or ‘Light’ Chocolate, with a creamy reddish hue and subtle sense of fun. Best enjoyed with milk.
Either variety is available with or without nuts.
For the do it yourself enthusiast who’d like to ‘breed’ their own Chocolate French Bulldogs, we suggest our exclusive ‘Mold Your Own Choco Dog’ kit. Details coming soon.









What a hoot! I love it. They are far too cute to eat though.
This is great.
YUMMY!! Nothing better than chocolate, and a Frenchie at that!
Only you could come up with something so clever. I will take several chocolate. I love my choclate. Will this go directly to my hips???
Only you could come up with something so clever. I will take several chocolate frenchies. I love chocolate. Will this go directl to my hips??????
wow!! they are adorable and yummy too!
Mmmmmmmmmmmm! They look so delish!