Plaid French Bulldogs Are Armed & FABULOUS

Introducing the Fr-Uzi

Super Plans in the Works at Plaid French Bulldogs Laboratory

It’s been a long time between posts here at Casa De Plaidie, but trust me – we’ve had our reasons. Envy and hatred of our super awesome, ultra special Plaid French Bulldogs has had those so called “GOOD” French Bulldog breeders blabbing their mouths about how our French Bulldogs are defective, deformed and sometimes even airbrushed. Whatever.

Obviously, they are just jelly that our Plaid French Bulldogs are known to be the world’s most expensive French Bulldogs, ranking right up there with the rare one eyed Merle French Bulldogs (now dual registrable as the “Itsy Bitsy Cyclops Bull Terrier”, by reputable Pet Registries world wide).

Anyways, all of this hate mail has made us feel the need to bump up security, so we put our trusty Casa De Plaidie minions to work in our top secret laboratory inventing the next hot thing – Introducing the Fr-Uzi. Finally, a dog breed that TRULY offers effective home security.

We’ve spliced genuine GMO Moth DNA with that of a French Bulldog, and added a little extra fire power by duct taping Uzis onto their adorably fuzzy little feet. The Fr-Uzi offers death from above, in a package whose belly you’ll want to give skritchy witchy belly scratches to.

Of course, all Fr-Uzis come in our exclusive Plaid Pattern, because otherwise it would just be a boring brindle Fr-Uzi, and that would suck majorly.

Ask us about bulk purchasing discounts, for countries who thought they couldn’t afford their own airborne strike force!

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Miniature Chocolate French Bulldogs! Swoon!

A trio of Miniature French Bulldogs

Miniature Chocolate French Bulldogs – You’d Be NUTS Not to Want One!

If you thought things couldn’t get much better (or much more expensive) than PLAID French Bulldogs, boy – are you in for a surprise.

We’ve been busy over in the Casa De Plaidie laboratories, figuring out ways to bring you even more over priced super awesome French Bulldogs, and just look what we’ve come up with!

Our French Bulldogs are now available in MINIATURE – that’s right, we’re now offering  super special, super exclusive, super over priced miniature French Bulldogs!

But wait – there’s more!

Never content to settle for just a little, when we can aim for a lot, we’re also offering our Miniature French Bulldogs in an assortment of colors – the luxurious Dark Chocolate French Bulldog, the luscious Milk Chocolate French Bulldog, and the super exclusive OH MY GOD, Even Paris Freakin’ Hilton Doesn’t Have One of These Yet WHITE Chocolate French Bulldog.

For a limited time only, you can order an entire LITTER of our delightful Miniature French Bulldogs, and we’ll ship them to you in an adorable little packing crate.

Be the envy of your friends, and the bane of under ambitious social climbers everywhere, with our new miniature Chocolate French Bulldogs!

Available soon in Miniature Plaids, Miniature Tartans and miniature Chocolates with Extra Nuts (Nut free option available via your local veterinary surgeon).

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New at Plaid French Bulldogs – Accessorize your dog!

Plaid French Bulldog Maserati

So, you’ve finally got the ultimate designer status symbol pet, a Plaid French Bulldog. Problem is, you’ve still got a great big wheelbarrow full of money, and nothing left to spend it on.

Do not despair! In our goal to provide you with the ultimate line of accessories for your perfect Plaid pet, Plaid French Bulldogs is proud to introduce the ultimate luxury pet carrier:

Yes, let the poor folks haul their pets on the bus – you, on the other hand, are special, and so is your Plaid French Bulldog. Doesn’t your dog deserve a car that matches it?

Coming soon — plaid private jets, yachts, zeppelins and space shuttles.

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Plaid Dad Says Blue is Just Sad

Plaid French Bulldog Sire

Oops, so sorry for the long delay between postings – things have just been SO very busy over here at Chez Plaidie!

We’ve been working some ultra deluxe new BLACK and TAN Watch Plaid French Bulldogs – perfect for the dog loving Scotsman (or Scotswoman) in your life, and even more rare-er than our regular ordinary Plaid French Bulldogs.

Also, we’ve got some other stuff in the works – think ‘cloning’! Yes, we’re thinking of cloning our Plaid French Bulldogs. That way, you could just pre order as many as you want, and we’ll get our little Korean minions to get cracking on your order. Won’t that be swell?

Here’s our world famous “Plaid Dad” – the world’s only known sire of Plaid French Bulldog Puppies in the elusive “Herringbone Check” plaid pattern. He’s now available at stud, with the following conditions:

– You must be willing to pick him up, via private jet, to bring him to the rendezvous with your French Bulldog femme fatale

– Plaid Dad needs the mood to be ‘just right’. He prefers a suite at a four star or better hotel, and the music of Marvin Gaye (preferably played by a string quartet situated just in the next room).

– Apres sweet, sweet love making, Plaid Dad reserves the right to avoid small talk by watching “Sports Net”.

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