Plaid French Bulldogs

If you thought things couldn’t get much better (or much more expensive) than PLAID French Bulldogs, boy – are you in for a surprise.

We’ve been busy over in the Casa De Plaidie laboratories, figuring out ways to bring you even more over priced super awesome French Bulldogs, and just look what we’ve come up with!

A trio of Miniature French Bulldogs - available in Dark Chocolate, Milk Chocolate and RARE White Chocolate

Our French Bulldogs are now available in MINIATURE – that’s right, we’re now offering  super special, super exclusive, super over priced miniature French Bulldogs!

But wait – there’s more!

Never content to settle for just a little, when we can aim for a lot, we’re also offering our Miniature French Bulldogs in an assortment of colors – the luxurious Dark Chocolate French Bulldog, the lucsious Milk Chocolate French Bulldog, and the super exclusive OH MY GOD, Even Paris Freakin’ Hilton Doesn’t Have One of These Yet WHITE Chocolate French Bulldog.

For a limited time only, you can order an entire LITTER of our delightful Miniature French Bulldogs, and we’ll ship them to you in an adorable little packing crate.

Be the envy of your friends, and the bane of under ambitious social climbers every where, with our new miniature Chocolate French Bulldogs!

Available soon in Miniature Plaids, Miniature Tartans and miniature Chocolates with Extra Nuts (Nut free option available via your local veterinary surgeon).

So, you’ve finally got the ultimate designer status symbol pet, a Plaid French Bulldog. Problem is, you’ve still got a great big wheelbarrow full of money, and nothing left to spend it on.

Do not despair! In our goal to provide you with the ultimate line of accessories for your perfect Plaid pet, Plaid French Bulldogs is proud to introduce the ultimate luxury pet carrier:

Yes, let the poor folks haul their pets on the bus – you, on the other hand, are special, and so is your Plaid French Bulldog. Doesn’t your dog deserve a car that matches it?

Coming soon — plaid private jets, yachts, zeppelins and space shuttles.

Oops, so sorry for the long delay between postings – things have just been SO very busy over here at Chez Plaidie!

We’ve been working some ultra deluxe new BLACK and TAN Watch Plaid French Bulldogs – perfect for the dog loving Scotsman (or Scotswoman) in your life, and even more rare-er than our regular ordinary Plaid French Bulldogs.

Also, we’ve got some other stuff in the works – think ‘cloning’! Yes, we’re thinking of cloning our Plaid French Bulldogs. That way, you could just pre order as many as you want, and we’ll get our little Korean minions to get cracking on your order. Won’t that be swell?

Here’s a lovely photo of our world famous “Plaid Dad” – the world’s only known sire of Plaid Puppies in the elusive “Herringbone Check” plaid pattern. He’s now available at stud, with the following conditions:

– You must be willing to pick him up, via private jet, to bring him to the rendezvous with your French Bulldog femme fatale

– Plaid Dad needs the mood to be ‘just right’. He prefers a suite at a four star or better hotel, and the music of Marvin Gaye (preferably played by a string quartet situated just in the next room).

– Apres sweet, sweet love making, Plaid Dad reserves the right to avoid small talk by watching “Sports Net”.

Feel free to reserve Plaid Dad for your next litter of Designer French Bulldog puppies! And remember – “Plaid Dad says Blue is just sad!”.

Dear Paris:

We know how hard it is to be a celebrity pet owner. The pressures you must face in your daily attempts to stay one step ahead of those horrid little Olsen twins, the unrelenting media attention if just one single time you happen to forget your kitty at the veterinarian’s office, and now this – pet stores refusing to sell you a dog.

Did that biotch not know who you are? You had an album, for goodness sake. And a reality TV show. If that’s not an insult, I don’t know what is. Next stop, you’re getting refused entry at The Doheny (Oh, wait. Apparently that’s going to happen, according to their club rules).

But don’t fret, Paris. We here at PlaidFrenchBulldogs.Com are here for you, in your hour of need. We know you’re jonesing for a new puppy the way Amy Winehouse is craving a new set of lungs, and we’ve got just the tasty treat to fill that empty void you call a soul – a designer puppy.

Not just any designer puppy, either, but an officially branded designer puppy.

Thanks to the wonders of genetic splicing, we’ve combined the DNA of a regular French Bulldog puppy with the DNA from ‘authentic’ Canal Street designer bags, to create this new and splendiferous hybrid.

Available in Pucci Pink, Chewie Vuitton tan, Barkberry Plaid, CoachKennel Colorful and a slew of other (paw) prints. Get yours now – before the Olsens get here first.

We’re not 100% sure, but we suspect a renegade strike force of Brindle Frenchie ninjas. Sucks that people are so jealous of our splendiferous chocolate French Bulldogs…

In our never ending quest to bring our discerning clients nothing but the creme de la creme of French Bulldogs, we are excited to announce that we now are offering for sale the ultimate in French Bulldog luxury -

Chocolate French Bulldogs!

Yes, what was once a rare luxury is now available to anyone with a decent sized credit limit and a never ending desire to be the absolute coolest kid on the block.

We’ve search out the finest Belgian Chocolate French Bulldogs in the world, and are offering to the most discerning of French Bulldog aficionados the opportunity to say to the world “My dog has (literally) much better taste than yours”.

We are offering two varieties of Chocolate Frenchies -

Dark Chocolate, which has smoky overtones and a deep, rich, glossy color. It’s perfect when admired sitting next to a glass of red wine. Dark Chocolate Frenchies have been scientifically proven to help alleviate PMS. Seriously.

‘Milk’ or ‘Light’ Chocolate, with a creamy reddish hue and subtle sense of fun. Best enjoyed with milk.

Either variety is available with or without nuts.

For the do it yourself enthusiast who’d like to ‘breed’ their own Chocolate French Bulldogs, we suggest our exclusive ‘Mold Your Own Choco Dog’ kit. Details coming soon.

Since it’s obvious to anyone with a brain that Plaid French Bulldogs are the most gloriously lovely French Bulldogs to ever walk the face of the earth, we’ve decided to offer Plaid Swag – Gear to Let You Show Your True Colors!

Why settle for boring “Non DQ” colors, when you can break out of the mold and go Plaid? After all, only stick in the mud conformists care about things like that. You’re not boring, are you? I didn’t think so.

Prove it to the world – with Plaid Swag!

Store coming soon.

Exclusivity is everything when it comes to pet ownership. After all, isn’t that why you decided you wanted a French Bulldog in the first place?

With this in mind, why on earth would you ever settle for a boring old brindle French Bulldog? Even Blues aren’t that special anymore – everyone and their brother has a Blue Frenchie. Big deal. Don’t you deserve something better – something more unique?

You bet you do, and we’ve got it. Plaid French Bulldogs.

As well, since it is a simple fact of life that things which cost more are inherently better, you can rest assured that our Plaid pups come with the absolute highest price for a French Bulldog that you will ever see. In fact, we guarantee it – if you find a Plaid French Bulldog that costs more than ours do, just let us know, and we’ll charge you the extra difference. That is a lifetime guarantee – testament to our confidence that we have the most over priced, exclusive, super special dogs on the face of the planet.

Our ‘Plaidies’ (as aficionados of this color refer to them) come in some striking color and pattern combinations.

Choose from -

• Pink Plaid Pied
• Green FawnTartan
• Blue Herringbone Brindle
• Truffle Tartan
• Strawberry Jam Fawn Plaid
• Gingham Check Brindle Pied
• … and more! Every litter is a surprise!

By the way, if you’re of Scottish heritage, feel free to ask us about our certified Clan Authentic Plaidies, just in time for Highland Games seasons. You’ll toss your caber when you see how cute of authentic Clan MacGregor pups are!

Stay tuned for more news about the world’s most super awesomest dogs – Plaid French Bulldogs©!

Brindle? Boring.
Blue? Eww.
Get with it – get Plaid.

Plaid French Bulldogs© – If you don’t have one, you sure do suck!™